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givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

i wish i had a window seat with lots of pillows that i could sit in and drink tea and read books in and watch the rain in and i just really love window seats

(Source: lazeramsey)

woodmeat:

wearing a hoodie with no shirt underneth is a unique sensation

commandersheena:

israfel070:

modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body

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the rush to delete something you accidentally reblogged is intense as shit

auburn-autumn-skies:

firelorcl:

the-doctors-rose:

getoffmybloghoe:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??

*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?

*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”

*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started

*frustrated groan* But I didn’t NEED a hell yeah during the break

(Source: freddifish)

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ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

I remember the first time I ever saw this photo. It was also the first time I’d ever seen Sebastian’s feet in a photoshoot. I HATE feet. And yet his were the cutest I’d ever seen. I realized then that I had a problem lol